limericks

There was a boy with a big nose,
and he always smelled like toes.
He was made fun of in school,
because he would always drool,
and he always ate toasteoes.


There once was a leprechaun who had very bad luck,
because he would always get stuck.
he started to do the jig,
but he ate a lot and got big,
and he decided to eat his pet duck.


There once was a guy named Funk,
on St.Patricks day he always got drunk.
His mother would shout,
"Stop drinking or get out"
but he would come home smelling like a skunk.